The funny things he says

Mr. Wonderful went for an outfield this week.

I over reacted and panicked that something might happen to him.

Well he came back from that outfield safe but the damage was done on my part.

Mr. Wonderful: Umm baby, I gotta go, its lights out.

Me: Alright. Muacks! Oh by the way, we can't make out anymore.

Mr. Wonderful: What??!! Why??!!

Me: I said I'd pray for you and I told God I'm gonna give that up if He kept you safe and he did.

Mr. Wonderful: No wait! Darn it! We'll talk tomorrow.

(Silent laughter on my part)

Me: Why?

Mr. Wonderful: I won't allow that, we'll talk tomorrow.

Me: How? (laughing out loud)

Mr. Wonderful: I'll talk to God.

Me: What?? (LOL)

Mr. Wonderful: I really got to go. Bye baby, good night!

By the way, I really asked that of God. I wonder how Mr. Wonderful will do to undo that??

Anyway here's another conversation we had through SMS.

Me: Gah! Do event planners really need to learn how to fix electrical wirings for lights?? Can't I just hire you since you're in EEE*
Mr. Wonderful: Sure? Just call me and I'll be you're electrician.
Me: And What will you bring??
Mr. Wonderful: Me and my tool belt. Nothing else. XD

Yes, he's a pervert.